You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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