girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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