I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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