i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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