I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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