I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
