Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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