Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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