Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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