I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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