it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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