remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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