Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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