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I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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