So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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