im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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