Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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