windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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