I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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