No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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