The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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