We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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