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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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