are you still at the devil's house?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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