I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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