So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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