this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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