Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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