if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she peed on how many people?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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