Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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