but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
are you so shy because you have an std?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
