I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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