She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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