if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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