But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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