Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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