Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Randomize
