she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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