That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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