He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
