IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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