Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
pray to the hookup gods
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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