Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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