Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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