I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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