Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
