nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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