i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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