Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm like, not good at living.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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