Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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