As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This is my gift to your gina
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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