i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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