i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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