Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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