And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize